F*ck, Marry, Kill: Marvel Edition – NSFW

Hi all!

TODAY IS THE DAY: AVENGERS ENDGAME IS OFFICIALLY OUT!

Now, I can’t watch the film until tomorrow night — as I’m seeing it with my siblings and that’s the only night we’re all free — but I’m so freaking excited! My siblings and I have watched every Marvel film at the cinemas for over 10 years, and I still can’t believe this era is coming to an end 😭.

So I thought the best way to celebrate this momentous day would be to participate in the F*ck, Marry, Kill tag, created by Swetlana @ The Caffeinated Book Worm Life.


Round 1: Danai Gurira, Brie Larson, Sebastian Stan

Wow, this is so hard!! Because I’m wildly attracted to all three of these actors 😭 But I think I know what to do:

  • 👉👌 Danai Gurira — because I fell in love with her the second she threw her wig off in Black Panther 
  • 💍 Brie Larson — because she’d treat me right
  • ☠ Sebastian Stan — I’m so sorry Seb, but I think I’d be bored easily with you and so you have to die 😭

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Round 2: Anthony Mackie, Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans

THIS ONE IS EASY, HERE WE GO

  • 👉👌 Anthony Mackie — because he’s just so pretty
  • 💍 Chris Evans — HELLO, IT’S CHRIS EVANS WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO MARRY HIM??
  • ☠ Jeremy Renner — I … don’t care about him. At all

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Round 3: Gwyneth Paltrow, Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana

Hmm, this one is a bit hard because I only really care about Zoe Saldana??

  • 👉👌 Bradley Cooper — I mean, I watched A Star is Born recently and Bradley Cooper was pretty hot
  • 💍 Zoe Saldana — MY QUEEN
  • ☠ Gwyneth Paltrow — I literally don’t care about Gwyneth Paltrow or Pepper Potts at all, bye

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Round 4: Robert Downey Jr, Paul Rudd, Letitia Wright

Ooh, this one is a bit difficult! I seriously don’t know who to choose because it would break my heart killing any of them. Let me try, don’t hate me

  • 👉👌 Robert Downey, Jr. — you know why
  • 💍 Letitia Wright — I think we’d get on really well and have so much fun being married!
  • ☠ Paul Rudd — I’m so sorry to do this to you Paul, I still love you!

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Round 5: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jude Law, Chris Hemsworth

I got this one!

  • 👉👌 Jude Law — you would too!
  • 💍 Chris Hemsworth — HE’S AMAZING, HELLO
  • ☠ Jake Gyllenhaal — I just don’t care that much about Jake at this point!

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Round 6: Tom Hiddleston, Winston Duke, Mark Ruffalo

Oh no! You really gonna do me like this??

  • 👉👌 Tom Hiddleston — boy is hot af
  • 💍 Winston Duke — he’s so sweet and funny, he’d be an amazing husband 😭
  • ☠ Mark Ruffalo — oh no, Mark! I still love you … but let’s be honest, you’re no Winston Duke

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Round 7: Michael B. Jordan, Elizabeth Olsen, Chris Pratt

Finally, an easy one! Now I can get my revenge of Chris Pratt.

  • 👉👌 Elizabeth Olsen — she’s so beautiful
  • 💍 Michael B. Jordan — he is genuinely one of the most amazing men in this world, how could I not jump at the chance of marrying him?? (even if it’s all in my head)
  • ☠ Chris Pratt — FUCK YOU CHRIS PRATT YOU HOMOPHOBE GROSS ASS POS. I hate him
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that smile 😍


Round 8: Tessa Thompson, Tom Holland, Evangeline Lilly

How dare you choose these actors! I think this is the hardest one yet 😥

  • 👉👌 Tom Holland — because he’s a sweetheart
  • 💍 Tessa Thompson — have you seen her? She is beauty personified
  • ☠ Evangeline Lilly — I’m so sorry Evangeline! I still love you 😭

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Round 9: Chadwick Boseman, Hayley Atwell, Benedict Cumberbatch

Thank you for a slightly easier option!

  • 👉👌 Chadwick Boseman — you know why
  • 💍 Hayley Atwell — I feel like she’d be an amazing partner and just an incredible person to be around all the time??
  • ☠ Benedict Cumberbatch — I used to be a massive Cumberbitch but I’m kinda sick of him now, sorry not sorry

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Round 10: Scarlett Johansson, Lupita Nyong’o, Karen Gillan

And ending on an easy one, thank you!

  • 👉👌 Karen Gillan — I still love her from her Doctor Who phase
  • 💍 Lupita Nyong’o — In a heartbeat!
  • ☠ Scarlett Johansson — I’m just really sick of her? Every time I see her I get really annoyed so … bye

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I tag …

Anyone who wants to do this challenge! If you’re an Avengers fan, consider yourself tagged!


Are you excited for Endgame? Who would you F*ck, Marry or Kill? Let me know! 

11 thoughts on “F*ck, Marry, Kill: Marvel Edition – NSFW

  1. littlebookynook says:

    Omg, did I ghost write this post?!? I agreed with every one of your answers!!!! Ummm Danai Gurira….hell fucking yes!!! Also, on a side note, feeling pretty annoyed about what happened with her character in Endgame. And Zoe Saldana….I feel like she would be a wonderful wife! Looking at the movies she has done, I have a feeling she is a nerd, so you could just nerd out with her and go to Comic Con and cosplay and shit haha. Ugh Scarlett Johansson, she is just such a big no. I feel like I would have liked Black Widow more if it was played by someone else? Like, I thought she was a cool character….but I just have never been into Scarlett so it made it hard for me to connect. Great post my love xx

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    • thebookcorps says:

      Hahah we’re always so similar! Yeah I agree, I wanted to see more of Danai’s character in Endgame and she was barely in it. Zoe is so lovely, I just adore her 😍 Haha yep I’m so so so over Scarlett Johansson – I can’t deal with her anymore!
      thank you 💕

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